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I came up with a list of career opportunities for people with unique skill-sets. Everyone has a gift, what’s yours? I’ll gladly provide references, if you need.

If you stir up crap, be a plumber.
If you create drama, be an actor.
If you judge people, be a critic.
If you backstab, be an acupuncturist.
If you cut others down, be a logger.
If you make up stories, be an author.
If you gossip, be a publicist.
If you lie, be a lobbyist.
If you talk trash, be a garbage man.
If you sling mud, be a drywaller.
If you dig up dirt, be a miner.
If you mess with minds, be a psychologist.
If you are twofaced, be a clown.
If you steal, be a tax collector.
If you exploit feelings, be a bartender.
If you kiss butt, be a salesperson.
If you make something of nothing, be an engineer.
If you control situations, be a coach.
If you exaggerate facts, be a pollster.
If you play with hearts, be a doctor.
If you enjoy pain, be a dentist.
If you stretch truths, be a lawyer.
If you exploit trust, be a legislator.
If you enjoy hurting people, be a boxer.
If you know-it-all, be a professor.
If you push people’s buttons, be an elevator operator.
If you’re a home wrecker, be an excavator operator.
If you spot every blemish, be a dermatologists.
If you manipulate attitudes, be an advertiser.
If you think you’re perfect, be a mannequin.

If you love unconditionally, be a friend!

– Jim Shock, LBSPY #50. (Feb 10-March 10, 2014)


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HASHTAGWV ART & ENTERTAINMENT Publisher/Editor-in-Chief, Christina Entenmann-Edwards has been a WV resident since September 2008. She was born and raised in Fairfield County, Connecticut, and is no stranger to hard work and the entrepreneurial spirit. In 2006, she graduated from Quinnipiac University (Hamden, Connecticut), Cum Laude, with a B.A. in History. In 2010, she graduated with an M.B.A. from Liberty University (Lynchburg, Virginia). In February 2012, Christina launched HashtagWV as the area’s first full-color, free arts and entertainment tabloid + online platform. Christina completed the Leadership West Virginia class of 2021, which is an innovative program that grows, engages, and mobilizes leaders to ignite a life passion to move West Virginia forward.