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Rooster, Issue #3

I miss my neighbor’s rooster. Wait. Let me start again.

I am not a morning person. I don’t return a “Good morning!” with a “Yeah, what’s so good about it?!” (OK. Maybe just once.), but I’m not chomping at the bit to see the sun rise, either. Lately, I have been wearing out the snooze button like never before, and it put me in mind of the rooster one of my neighbors had last year. When Ye Olde City Rooster would start his morning ritual, I would jump right out of bed if for no other reason than to fantasize about dropping him into a FryDaddy as I readied myself for work. I’m not sure what happened to the rooster, but I’ve been a little lost without him. In fact, when a coworker shows up after 9am for one reason or another, they are often said to have “Pulled a Tiffany”. And, if I show up before 8am, folks ask me if I am feeling alright. I wish I was making that up. So I guess what I am saying is…does anybody have a rooster I can borrow?

– Tiffany Blair

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HASHTAGWV ART & ENTERTAINMENT Publisher/Editor-in-Chief, Christina Entenmann-Edwards has been a WV resident since September 2008. She was born and raised in Fairfield County, Connecticut, and is no stranger to hard work and the entrepreneurial spirit. In 2006, she graduated from Quinnipiac University (Hamden, Connecticut), Cum Laude, with a B.A. in History. In 2010, she graduated with an M.B.A. from Liberty University (Lynchburg, Virginia). In February 2012, Christina launched HashtagWV as the area’s first full-color, free arts and entertainment tabloid + online platform. Christina completed the Leadership West Virginia class of 2021, which is an innovative program that grows, engages, and mobilizes leaders to ignite a life passion to move West Virginia forward.