Let our robot overlords predict your cosmic vibe!

Aries (March 21 – April 19) Theme: Main Character Energy This May, you’re starring in your own movie. Cue the wind machine and dramatic slow-mo walk. Opportunities are showing up like plot twists, and all you have to do is say “yes.” Just don’t ghost your responsibilities while chasing the spotlight—you still need to answer emails. Lucky Snack: Spicy chips Cosmic Vibe: Fire emoji in human form

Taurus (April 20 – May 20) Theme: Treat Yourself, But Responsibly Taurus season is your time to shine—and indulge. That new skincare routine? Do it. Fancy coffee every morning? Sure. Just don’t accidentally buy a houseplant that costs more than your rent. A little luxury, a lot of grounding. Lucky Snack: Chocolate croissant Cosmic Vibe: A cozy cashmere blanket that also throws parties

Gemini (May 21 – June 20) Theme: Social Butterfly, Strategic Hustler Your social calendar is as full as your group chats this month. Flirt, network, gossip, build your empire—it’s all the same to you. Just remember: not every vibe is your tribe, so don’t say yes to every invitation (especially the 6 a.m. hikes). Lucky Snack: Trail mix (for energy and options) Cosmic Vibe: That friend who somehow knows everyone

Cancer (June 21 – July 22) Theme: Big Feels, Big Wins You’re feeling everything this May—and surprisingly, that’s your superpower. Channel that emotional intelligence into boss moves, art projects, or epic playlist-making. It’s giving “sensitive visionary.” Lucky Snack: Homemade cookies Cosmic Vibe: Ocean waves with secret ambition

Leo (July 23 – August 22) Theme: Glow Up Season Your inner spotlight is ON and people are noticing. May has you looking good, feeling good, and maybe plotting your next big leap. Whether it’s a creative project or a new ‘fit, make it bold. Quiet success? Never heard of her. Lucky Snack: Gold-dusted donut (or at least one with sprinkles) Cosmic Vibe: Beyoncé during halftime

Virgo (August 23 – September 22) Theme: Organized Chaos (But Make It Cute) You’re checking things off your to-do list like a boss—then adding three more. Balance is key this month: get things done, but leave space for randomness and fun. Not everything needs a spreadsheet… unless it’s color-coded. Lucky Snack: Granola with a drizzle of honey Cosmic Vibe: That Pinterest board that’s actually useful

Libra (September 23 – October 22) Theme: Chic Choices & Charm Attacks You’re vibing hard with aesthetics, people, and that thing called harmony. But this month, decisions need to be made. Pick a side, pick a vibe, pick a playlist—just don’t spend 7 hours weighing the pros and cons. Your gut knows what’s up. Lucky Snack: Charcuterie board (obviously) Cosmic Vibe: A rom-com montage with mood lighting

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) Theme: Mystery, Mojo, and Plot Twists You’ve got main-character depth and side-character mystery this month. Secrets are surfacing, and so are opportunities. Stay strategic, stay spicy, and maybe let one person see the soft side (just one). Lucky Snack: Dark chocolate espresso beans Cosmic Vibe: Spy thriller meets poetry slam

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21) Theme: Wanderlust & Wisecracks You’re craving an adventure—or at least a good story. Whether it’s a road trip, a spontaneous plan, or a new book binge, let your curiosity lead. Just don’t forget to follow through on those promises you made mid-hype. Lucky Snack: Street food Cosmic Vibe: Stand-up comedian on a spiritual retreat

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19) Theme: Plotting World Domination, Softly You’re in boss mode, but quieter than usual—like a ninja with a planner. May is for making strategic moves behind the scenes. But don’t forget to let people in now and then. Connection counts too, even when you’re building empires. Lucky Snack: Almonds (with a fancy twist) Cosmic Vibe: CEO energy in sweatpants

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18) Theme: Ideas, Inventions & Inner Circles Your brain is buzzing with out-there brilliance, and people are finally catching on. May wants you to share your weird, wonderful ideas—but also check in with your people. Your genius is better when it’s shared. Lucky Snack: Anything oddly flavored (hello, pickle chips?) Cosmic Vibe: Mad scientist meets social media guru

Pisces (February 19 – March 20) Theme: Dream Big, Then Do the Thing You’ve got inspiration flowing like a rom-com soundtrack, but don’t let it float away. Turn that dream into a plan, even if it’s messy. The universe is vibing with your vision—just give it something to work with. Lucky Snack: Cupcake with rainbow frosting Cosmic Vibe: A cozy blanket fort filled with ideas