Pseudo News Archive

Pseudo News: Grandpa Larry’s Helpful Hints for the Elderly.

By: LBSPY / Category: Blog, Larry Berger, Pseudo News

(Before we start, let us pause and bow our heads in remembrance of the late and great Ringling Bros. Barnum and Bailey Circus) And now, ladies and gentlemen, the famous Grandpa Larry will sit down at his writing desk at the very last minute and perform the astounding feat of coming up with some nonsense […]

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Pseudo News: Grandpa Larry’s Amazing & Famous Grandchildren

By: LBSPY / Category: Blog, Larry Berger, Pseudo News

Gloat! Gloat! Behold the proud grandfather with a picture of all his grandchildren. Just look at that fine bunch of grandbrats. That little guy on the left was actually no bigger than a tractor seat just a short while ago. And that silly girl in the front row is a superhero with powers and gifts […]

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Pseudo News: Grandpa Larry’s Helpful Hints.

By: LBSPY / Category: Blog, Larry Berger, Pseudo News

And now, here are this month’s helpful hints from Grandpa Larry. 1. Get busy! Stuff accumulates on the bodies of people who remain in the same position for too long. If you don’t believe me, just go out into your yard and look at the rocks on the north facing hill. There is moss. I […]

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PSEUDO NEWS: OH, OH, MY IMAGINARY FRIENDS HAVE IMAGINARY FRIENDS.

By: LBSPY / Category: Blog, Larry Berger, Pseudo News

I was lounging around in my living room, drinking tea after cleaning the kitchen, when I saw my friend, Jim Reacher, walking down the middle of Highway 3. That’s not unusual. We all walk down the middle of the road here. There just isn’t that much traffic. Jim was walking a little crookedly and he was […]

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PSEUDO NEWS: THE CALL

By: LBSPY / Category: Larry Berger, Pseudo News

I am watching two small wrens out of my window. They are cavorting among the barren limbs of the lilac tree, happy for the sunshine. I stretch my mind, trying to reach past what I am seeing. The news of the inauguration is droning from the kitchen radio and I walk to it and purposefully […]

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Pseudo News: Mind-Boggling News for the New Year.

By: LBSPY / Category: Blog, Larry Berger, Pseudo News

Want your mind boggled? Here’s a little information I picked up along the way to 2017. In your body there are around a hundred trillion cells. Inside each cell there are over twenty compartments separated by membrane walls, like the rooms in your home. Each room has a specific function. There are rooms for the […]

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PSEUDO NEWS: PA RUM PA PUM PUM. BY LARRY BERGER

By: LBSPY / Category: Blog, Larry Berger, Pseudo News

Christmas is giving time. But sometimes I get a real scrooge-like attitude. When I wrote this I was trapped inside by a dreary rain, introspective. I knew a steering correction was in order. Christmas has always been a bad day for me. I don’t know why. Probably some repressed agonizing memories of childhood. I have […]

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Pseudo News: Being Frank & Voting. by Larry Berger

By: LBSPY / Category: Blog, Larry Berger, Pseudo News

Ah, November, a month of intense anticipation. Our nation is trembling on the verge of who knows what. And right smack dab at the very beginning of it all, your favorite Sinks Grove correspondent is celebrating his three quarter century birthday. Originally, there was a big party planned on the homestead but a couple of […]

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Pseudo News: Election Outcome May Cause Polar Shift

By: LBSPY / Category: Blog, Larry Berger, Pseudo News

On my never ending search for the news with a ruse, I wandered up to the Molten Core Science and Research Center located upstate near Pickens. After traveling a long way down a one lane road, I came to a dead end with a small, paved parking lot. There was only one other car. A […]

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PSEUDO NEWS – ENDURING A COLD. BY LARRY BERGER

By: LBSPY / Category: Blog, Larry Berger, Pseudo News

When you have a cold, sometimes it seems that there is nothing to do but endure. My neighbor, John, who lives close enough to hear me cough, has been observing me from a distance. Tonight he brought me a whole freakin’ gallon of elderberry wine. We are both amateur herbalists and know the antiviral properties […]

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WV Proud, WV Strong w/ HashtagWV this June! - Pick us up this June! Our main article features the one-year anniversary of the terrible flood of 2016. Written by the Random Prophet, it celebrates our community in their commitment to help each other during these difficult times. This issue also features Matt Deal at the Sweet Shoppe, 30 Years of Durbin Days, and so much […]

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